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ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via spicysalamislammer)

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via ruinedchildhood)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 170,089 notesReblog

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(via neyopets)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 183,815 notesReblog

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop, via asassybitchjust)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 76,749 notesReblog

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

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(Source: condom, via lulz-time)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 76,763 notesReblog

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

(Source: dumbegg, via mcdoublepenetration)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 41,062 notesReblog

fstw:

blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

especially if you live in Arkansas

(Source: fagflow, via spongyspice)

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whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

(Source: rappersdoingnormalshit, via britney2007spears)